Coaching Staff
Coaches
  • Javier Escobar
    Idiot in charge
  • Bernie Campa
    Team Scout and Recruiter. Also sells used tires
  • Kris Jensen
    Assistant to the Regional Manager
  • Jerry Hinds
    Unlicensed Massage Therapist
  • James Final
    Mary Kay Consultant
  • Sean Glaze
    Hired Muscle in case things go south
  • John Hanley
    Its in his contract that we add him as a coach.
  • Bryan Prentice
    Former Child Actor. Current Hair Model.